You've never done it on Ann Lander's desk? I'm sorry. You should, that sounds hot. I know she probably would turn over in her grave if you did, but on the other hand, she'd probably turn over in her grave if she read the letters that you respond to on her desk, so...

Over/under till stupid reference to Sam Adams? Not counting this comment, of course...

I'm disheartened. I just bought tickets to HUMP!, and was hoping Ann Landers' desk would be seeing some action...