I was in the bank on Denver today and saw the destruction. Like, did they ASK anyone if they wanted to replant those trees? I need some trees, goddamit.
What about Friends of Trees, all about planting trees in the neighborhood, didn't they want those trees?
Hey, I have transplanted a young hazelnut tree with the help of eight people, it was fun. I thought we needed full employment.
Watching those young trees go into a chipper was dreadful. The bank manager agreed.
Oh, but you can't chop down trees in Portland, Oregon. I forgot.
KILL THE TREES!
What about Friends of Trees, all about planting trees in the neighborhood, didn't they want those trees?
Hey, I have transplanted a young hazelnut tree with the help of eight people, it was fun. I thought we needed full employment.
Watching those young trees go into a chipper was dreadful. The bank manager agreed.