Staring at Erik doesn't make you a bully, it makes you masochistic:

http://questionland.portlandmercury.com/qu…

That's OK, we'd all be bullies if we had to deal with your daily cosmetic challenges.

Just remember, it's not true that "Baldies are penises with ears". Accept the noodly appendage and those horrible childhood taunts don't have to control you any more.