Portland Oct 16, 2009 at 12:26 pm

Hipster Fish Assault

Dave Bow
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1
Looks like a hipster to me. Nice specs, loser!
on October 16, 2009 at 12:37 PM Report this
2
Hipster means dumbass with obnoxious glasses and without manhood
D on October 16, 2009 at 12:58 PM Report this
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I'd read the original story a couple of days ago and thought it was a pretty sad domestic violence story. The author of this 'Idaho's Portugal' story attempted to make it sound like a quirky incident. Reading the original news story, I thought that the mug shot looked less like a hipster than a psychotic domestic abuser. Interesting that he's now reframed by the author with the less derogatory term of hipster.
on October 16, 2009 at 1:07 PM Report this
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Yeah the point that was missed in all the hilarity was that he hit her, first. I'm with Michelle.
Matt Davis on October 16, 2009 at 1:40 PM Report this
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Ironic glasses? Check.
Ironic hair? Check.
Ironic disregard for modern standards of comportment with regard to women? Check.
Ironic tats and can of PBR? Can't tell from this picture.

Still, I'm calling it. He's a hipster.
Steve R. on October 16, 2009 at 2:03 PM Report this
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oh, please do go through each and every one of the multnomah county sherrifs' office mugshots and tell me which ones you think enjoy Pabst. that would be so hilarious. then you could write an essay about how much of a hipster you're not. maybe it could be the next hard-hitting Mercury cover story.
Chunty McHutchence on October 16, 2009 at 2:15 PM Report this
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Ironic hair? wha.....

What about ironic sideburns? And I wonder if he ironically broke his nose at some point in the past.
ROM on October 16, 2009 at 2:17 PM Report this
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The girlfriend broke his nose.

The real story here is that beating up the woman = misdemeanor.

Stabbing a fish = felony.

The priorities of the DA are a bit confused.
Number Six on October 16, 2009 at 2:31 PM Report this
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Isn't a betta a bit small for stabbing? What did he use, a sewing needle?
iwouldprefernotto on October 16, 2009 at 3:25 PM Report this
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This story is... a month old.
Sara on October 16, 2009 at 3:50 PM Report this
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He must be fast with a knife. They're both hipsters. "Memorial tattoo?" hahaha. Douchebags.
Miranda Radik on October 20, 2009 at 3:09 AM Report this

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