They key to a solid high five is to look at the other person's elbow.

Don't ask me why/how I know that!

You have no idea how much of a boner this Amazonian woman gives me. GAAAWWWD!

Thanks for the tip, ROM. And yeah, that's hot, but aren't the high heels overkill?

What is with the Skinemax music???

When you get that tall, there's a definite chance that you'll have acromegaly, which would explain what unreproducible person described as "not a woman".

Better than scrawny models like the one W Magazine Photoshopped Demi Moore's head onto...

buttah-face fo sho