Or try to court their votes. Or cave to their silly demands when they threaten a boycott. Or interview them on teevee like they're not insane and stupid. Or give them tax exemptions.
Not that I'm full-on gay necessarily (as of today at least, subject to change), but if only straight people are going to heaven, I don't want to go there. Not that I believe in heaven or the incredibly ignorant "Christian" idea of "God" or anything.. just sayin'.
Oh, and let's not overlook that if heaven did exist and what Cardinal Dickface here is saying was actually true, then virtually no Catholic priests would be going to heaven either.
Funny how these Christians don't call out people who covet other people's goods as incorrigible sinners doomed to Hell - after all, coveting is against one of the Commandments, and you don't see people stopping coveting...
Oh, I could go on...