You forget to mention his stench, we all have to deal with it.

You should always reply with "Please sir may I 'ave another?"

All that work and kow-towing and no pay. Tst-Tsk

You're getting off easy. I used to work with PAC a couple years ago and I've got two words for you: sponge bath.

I also grew up in a town with a fiberglass plant. I worked there one summer. I hate fiberglass.

Why does PAC even need an intern? He writes one column a week. I could do that. I'd write it about my eternal quest for the $6 or less meal. It's usually teriyaki or tacos or burritos.

Patrick Alan Coleman only listens to old Dinah Shore, Don Ho and Jim Neighbors vinyl lps. Any other kind of music infuriates him.

Where did you get Dunkin' Donuts from? I thought they all shut down.

I should note that

1) That picture is not an accurate representation of the donuts we had in the office. The ones we had were from Fred Meyer, I think, not Dunkin' Donuts.
2) I am a general arts intern, which means that I am not PAC's personal intern (THANK GOD, right?). Marjorie cracks the whip, too.

Dunkin' Donuts is alive and well in Vancouver.

i find it amusing that s.mirk gets so much crap for legit stories but this person can write a total "inside joke" post and gets nothing from the trolls?
COME ON!