Drunk Dec 22, 2009 at 1:49 pm

A Very Seventies Christmas: Part I

Patrick Alan Coleman
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1
Wow, this is without a doubt the gayest thing ever written on Blogtown.

Congratulations.
Alexjon on December 22, 2009 at 2:12 PM Report this
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I can't imagine that's true. That's a pretty high bar...
Reymont on December 22, 2009 at 2:23 PM Report this
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Man, good times. I think Playboy circa '78-'92 represent the golden age of Joe Biden jokes.
Ben Coleman on December 22, 2009 at 2:27 PM Report this
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I think your friends are orphans because you've murdered their families. I've looked in to your eyes and saw the eyes of a pyscho killer. Much like this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5zFsy9VIdM
Graham on December 22, 2009 at 2:27 PM Report this
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Anyway, there can be no such thing as "the gayest thing ever written on Blogtown." It's an event horizon.

"Any object that approaches the horizon from the observer's side appears to slow down and never quite pass through."
Ben Coleman on December 22, 2009 at 2:35 PM Report this
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Hey, Alexjon!

Up your nose with a rubber hose!
Patrick A. Coleman on December 22, 2009 at 2:45 PM Report this
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Oh, and also...

These Seventies posts will only get gayer as Christmas approaches, until they're staring you down like a randy Tom of Finland Leather Daddy hopped-up on amyl nitrate and ready to take you dancing.

Merry Christmas!
Patrick A. Coleman on December 22, 2009 at 2:50 PM Report this
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Also, also...

I suddenly realize you may not have been using "gay" as a pejorative term, but as a purely descriptive term relating to the actual content of the post, in which case I agree with you completely!
Patrick A. Coleman on December 22, 2009 at 2:58 PM Report this
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Wow, PAC, way to be such a PC homo! Well done, sir...WELL DONE.
amazonfemme on December 22, 2009 at 3:18 PM Report this
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Any decade you experience as a toddler is going to seem like the most christmas decade ever. As you get older you see "christmasy" for what it is: retail marketing, and for that I think the 80's win.
Smiley on December 22, 2009 at 3:24 PM Report this
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Playboy had better articles in the 50's and 60's, but you just can't beat those 70's Playboy fashion spreads -- so much funnier than the party jokes.
dimitrir on December 22, 2009 at 4:22 PM Report this
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How can this be the gayest thing posted on Blogtown? Don't you see all the boobs?
dimitrir on December 22, 2009 at 4:25 PM Report this

Please wait...

and remember to be decent to everyone
all of the time.

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