Okay, I take back my remarks on Part I and substitute them here.

And I do indeed mean this is incredibly homosexual in the "did you know there's a Tom of Finland perfume?" way.

Oh, my special troll! My own personal perfect troll! A Merry Christmas to you too! Don't eat too much fondue you silly thing! You might get the farts. LOL, so cute! Troll farts! LOL! K, bye. XXOO!

How am I going to break balls when I get shown up by a two-word troll?

Damn it!

@Alexjon

Don't worry. PHTN and I go way back. But I am a bit concerned. I think my troll might be sick. It used to write long, semi-literate screeds about my long, semi-literate screeds. It even wrote me a poem once! Now it can barely squeeze out two disinterested words.

I may switch my allegiance to you, Alexjon. At least you're informative! And wait... There's a Tom of Finland perfume (!!??!!??).

http://www.bearotic.com/2008/02/04/tom-of-…

It's been around for a bit, but it basically smells like rotten oranges.

Nothing says "grr, woof" like wafting about on clouds of dessicated satsuma peels and faux leather smells.