Girls Only! Jan 20, 2010 at 2:09 pm

PETA Now Officially Stands for "Porn Equals Tits and Animals"

Sarah Mirk
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Perposterous Entreaties for Titilating Advertisements
Graham on January 20, 2010 at 2:15 PM Report this
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Pussy Endangers Tiresome Arguments
on January 20, 2010 at 2:24 PM Report this
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Perverts Enjoying Tasteless Entrees.

PS Smirk - now's your chance to correct Graham's spelling. Enjoy.
Stu on January 20, 2010 at 2:27 PM Report this
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Preposterous Erotica Terrorizing America.
wuggienorple on January 20, 2010 at 2:28 PM Report this
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I'm a long time vegetarian, and sometimes I want to eat a steak while kicking puppies just to piss off PETA.

Purposefully Exploiting Thoughtless Activists
ElGordo on January 20, 2010 at 2:32 PM Report this
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Promoting Eye-candy Through Activism
tk. on January 20, 2010 at 2:36 PM Report this
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People for Exploiting Tits and Ass
truthypup on January 20, 2010 at 2:44 PM Report this
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You're right. That IS completely offensive. I'm going to watch it one more time just to make sure.
on January 20, 2010 at 3:00 PM Report this
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Poon Eaters Treat Animals (With Respect and Kindness and Affection and Never Ever Eating Them or Even Wearing a Tasteful Belt or Pair of Boots Made From Their Hide.)
Dave J. on January 20, 2010 at 3:08 PM Report this
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Is this a legit video? It seems like the people at PETA are clever and while this is entertaining, I can't imagine they are this stupid, especially after they removed the "save the whales" campaign billboard when people complained.

People Enjoy Topless Apes
abcdwxyz on January 20, 2010 at 3:09 PM Report this
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Pornography Equals Temporary Attention.
Moose on January 20, 2010 at 3:21 PM Report this
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I like the first part but the second part is hard to masturbate to.

Pussy Eaters Take Amasturbation to dis video.
Joe Joe on January 20, 2010 at 3:46 PM Report this
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People for the Erotic Treatment of Advertising
eric cantona on January 20, 2010 at 4:06 PM Report this
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The white-girl video has less innuendo, AND she stays naked longer.

Practically Everyone Thinks, "Assholes!"
Absent Mindful on January 20, 2010 at 4:21 PM Report this
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Oh, wait. That wasn't quite sex-related.

Penis Excited. Thank Animals.

I like ElGordo's best, anyway.
Absent Mindful on January 20, 2010 at 4:25 PM Report this
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I was actually very impressed that they managed to get me to watch a 5-minute PETA ad for the first time ever. But then the hurting animals came on and I felt robbed.
Stefan Kamph on January 20, 2010 at 4:56 PM Report this
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also, apparently they've been doing this since 2007.
Stefan Kamph on January 20, 2010 at 5:00 PM Report this
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Pornographers Enjoy Teen Anemics
Goddamn on January 20, 2010 at 6:09 PM Report this
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605 NE *21st*. Not Sandy.

Couldn't resist Google Streetview-ing the address to see where the magic comes from.
Inductee on January 20, 2010 at 10:09 PM Report this
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Pathetic Extroverts' Tiresome Antics
astral on January 21, 2010 at 2:46 PM Report this
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I think PETA has now officially jumped the shark. And I mean that in a totally gross sexual kind of way.
jabberwocky on January 21, 2010 at 8:05 PM Report this

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