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1
Oh why oh why did we ever vote to merge with Portland? It's been nothin' but pain for Johnnies ever since.
2
Why would not putting it in the secrecy envelope make you a schmuck? It's just an option to appease the tin-foil hat crowd.
3
tk,

In this case I'm referring to people who mailed in their ballot and then days later came to me and asked, "Shit! I forgot my secrecy envelope! Is my ballot still valid?" (for example, the whiskey-loving Patrick A. Coleman)
4
How about "Register for May's election now, while you're thinkin of it, kid." "Register for the next election in May" sounds like you should register in May, but that would be too late for the May election. Am I making sense? You know what I mean.
5
Mystery solved!

I'm saving my secrecy envelope for better secrets.

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