Why all the attention on his pecs? They look flat and his chest is kinda concave. If anything, his tinsel highlights show he is really lost. How does he trim his goatie thing like that in the wild? Even in the city that would take at least an hour under a brightly lit 3-phase mirror. I'm not even that metrosexual before the White Party in Palm Springs! And, a basket? Couldn't he at least put a sock in it? Airbrush some shadow there anyway. You girls don't know what sexy is. Watch ultimate cage fighting tonight with a guy from Chehalis that you picked up online... that's sexy!
I looked again with my glasses on... that's no package, its a Samsung! Why is he cutting down the jungle with a cell phone in his pocket? How can he be lost if there is cell phone reception? Can't he call up Home Depot and have a chainsaw delivered? And, why not hire a couple illegals down on SE 8th and Oak to help him out while he's at it?