Alison, maybe soon you'll get a reputation as the most awkward interviewer in all the media world!

This made me laugh a few times. Especially the parts where you removed your questions.

@ROM A girl can dream.

This interview reads exactly like every interaction I've ever had in my entire life.

Thank you Alison. I don't feel so...alone now.

Alison,
Despite oozing awkwardness, very nicely done!

Two thoughts: one, if you can't come up with a good piano tuner joke on the spot like that, well, you just have no sense of humor. That's a slam dunk joke topic. Two-and only because I can't think beyond the last 2 minutes of my life-you should've asked if he had any verbal or corporeal reaction to the Yvgeni Plashenko's Sex Bomb performance.