So...how long before Jay Leno has Bill Hicks's dream guest list of Joey Lawrence AND Patrick Duffy? "I hope he changes clips!"

Avril Lavigne on day 3 will be an improvement over Sarah Palin on day 2.

Yeah, I've seen that 'Everyone Hates Jay Leno' article all over the net, and been confused every time. What's so bad about this lineup? I want to see a lot of these people.

Guess I'm seriously uncool, but I kind of want to see Lindsey Vonn and Morgan Freeman. I listen to Brad Paisley and Avril Lavigne, and love Joan Jett. The Jersey Shore thing will probably be funny. Of course I hate Palin, but she'll probably bring in some ratings.

And aren't Dakota, Kristen Stewart, and Meredith Vieira all hot? Because I'll watch hot...

HAHAHA. #hashtags

I'm really glad Dick Cheney's heart attack didn't make the 'Good Morning News!'

At this point, Dick Cheney having a heart attack isn't exactly news.

Dick Cheney has a heart? Now that's news!

I love Conan, and I just like Leno, but do I blame Leno... NO! Why you say because NBC's Management was too shortsighted and worried about temporary ratings, rather than thinking long term. Conan is the future and I will be his fan for years to come... I also don't blame the guests, because they probably hardly knew about this internet smear campaign against Leno. The guests are the real talent, not Leno so I can not blame them for being guests on the Leno show.