Best in show - 2k
Hottest- 1k
Funniest- 1k
Dirtiest -1k

Separate gay and straight categories seems like a needlessly arbitrary distinction.

The best straight video is gonna be pretty easy to win, since you only had like 2 or 3 last time.

I'd go with:

Best in Show
Sexiest
Funniest
Most Shocking

I followed the comments on Slog for a minute and I think the best idea to come out was something along the lines of "Most Creative/Innovative/Artistic"

I personally found the one Ring-esque movie with the single female and dirty water to be the most compelling clip last year. But it would never win for funny or sexy.

Plus, I wouldn't even know how to categorize some of them. The one with the lesbian sodomizing the gay guy, was that gay or straight?

It sounds like there should be a "WTF?" category!

How about "hairiest"?

I have a witty little script and need a lustful couiple to star. Anyone want to split $1,000 for best humor?