Steven laid down and ripped a hole in the back side of his pants revealing a peach-colored Care Bears thong, hence Sarah's deft capturing of the "decisive moment."
If this whole city council thing doesn't work out, it sounds like it would be fun to become a Mercury news intern. It pays the same as being a candidate and people might actually start reading what I write. Oh and to the point of the post, it always looks like such a fun place to work.
I'm a big supporter of the mayor, but this is one of the stupidest things I have heard. The decision will be made on the basis of social networks and justified on elements of value to the Google brand.
Maybe Mayor Sam could jump into a beer vat of zoobombing hipsters? That seems to be what PDX has lying around....