There's $5 in it for you if you steal Marv Albert's hideous hairpiece.

There is a team of security that guards his chunk of hair. Sadly I wouldn't get within ten feet of him.

Can't you build some sort of Rube Goldberg contraption involving a fishing pole to steal the hair piece?

Not bad. I was going to use the ninja smokebomb approach. One the smoke clears, Albert will be bald.

My goodness that was a sick game! Eat it, Nowitzki! You suck, with your stupid flopping performances. Seriously, when are the NBA refs going to get savvy on his bullshit? That guy cries more than the little girl who got run down on the front row.

Which brings up another point: Don't put your fragile little girls in the first row of an NBA game where they could be wiped out by some 7-ft. hulk in a heartbeat. Idiot parents.

Marcus Camby totally kicked ass, as did Miller and LA. Keep it up in N'Awlins and OKC, Blazers!!

Speaking of hair, I would like to know why Brandon thinks it is a good idea to grow facial hair. His cheeks just look like he was in the middle of pasting on his Teen Wolf costume but had to go.

It's Portland...they're just trying to fit in, Tonya. ;)