I'm happy about this because it'll be another alternative to wave in the face of whiny twats who complain about the Hawthorne Bridge bike lanes being "overcrowded."
Some of the bikeportland commenters expect a utopian bubble where everyone's nice all the time and doles out congratulatory handjobs for every timid, greenwashed piece of fluff they participate in. It's as if they do all their grocery shopping at New Seasons.
Any longtime pedestrian-user of the Morrison can tell you that the "modern" standards of structural engineering to which it was built permit much larger deflections than do the "ancient" standards of the Broadway, Steel, Burnside, Hawthorne.
We get bounced around a lot when a heavy vehicle, exiting I5 at speed, hits the movable section in the middle. Remember! a cell-phoning lady drove over the barrier into the river there several years ago. My friend Gabe was killed there riding his motorbike between late night jobs.
I intend to check it out once. Then I'll avoid it like the plague! I do not intend to be the third recipient of THE CURSE OF THE MORRISON!
Sarah: merely "Shift"... the website address shift2bikes.org (as well as shifttobikes.org) was registered only because shift.org was already taken (and still being sat on by a scumbucket domain squatter).
Thanks for the link, Chunty. Tell Graham to give you a congratulatory handjob. :)
I remember when they decided not to re-use the Sauvie bridge, but had the impression there were other options on the table. Like "build a brand new one" or something. Wishful thinking, I guess.
Smirk - I didn't know what Shift is, if you're taking a poll.
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Some of the bikeportland commenters expect a utopian bubble where everyone's nice all the time and doles out congratulatory handjobs for every timid, greenwashed piece of fluff they participate in. It's as if they do all their grocery shopping at New Seasons.
We get bounced around a lot when a heavy vehicle, exiting I5 at speed, hits the movable section in the middle. Remember! a cell-phoning lady drove over the barrier into the river there several years ago. My friend Gabe was killed there riding his motorbike between late night jobs.
I intend to check it out once. Then I'll avoid it like the plague! I do not intend to be the third recipient of THE CURSE OF THE MORRISON!
I know, it's a teeny quibble.
Do most people know what Shift is? Besides people who are in Shift, I mean?
I remember when they decided not to re-use the Sauvie bridge, but had the impression there were other options on the table. Like "build a brand new one" or something. Wishful thinking, I guess.
Smirk - I didn't know what Shift is, if you're taking a poll.