Witnesses within earshot could hear the tree weeping to Ezra as it fell, "the more you ignore me, the closer I get....."

No, your Justin Bieber obsession is reason enough.

"Why do you come here, when you know it makes things hard for me?"

A rush and a push and the land that we stand on is ours.

"I would rather not go back to the old house. There's too many memories, too many bad memories."

Is this post just an excuse to have the tree removal written off as a work expense?

1. Steve, I hate you.
2. Vampire Weeekend?
3. If there every was a Moz line for this, it would be: "Our family tree hacked into decline/And I'm spared the pain/Of ever saying goodbye."

When is the funeral for the tree? Will it be cremated?