Godspeed, space warrior!

Westside represent! Hillsboro por vida

How can you save the world from asteroids if you can't even save your cat?
Also listening to Moz and cutting yourself is still above spending precious hours of your life playing asteroids. Well, in my small book of 'things I do'.

If this is legit, Is there a possibility Mr. McAllister would do interviews for the local paper, the Argus. This is intergalactically significant news.

By the way, the number for the Argus asteroid reporter is 503-214-1111.