I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

TAKE A GODDAMN DOUBLE DOWN BULLET PATRICK.

I expect a detailed report on Monday.

Careful Erik. Not sure if you guys telecommute or not but if you work in the same office, you both use the same bathrooms.

:)

Both of those sound and look vomit-inducing.

See, and I think the story here, based on the reported calorie counts and continued evidence that fat is better for you than processed carbs, is that those two chicken patties might not worse for you than a bacon and cheese sandwich on a nutritionally void bun. And if it was only one patty it would just be a bun-free chicken sandwich.

I wonder how many out there will consume more than one a day.

They could have taken it one step further and fried the whole damn thing at once. That would be an tremendous heart-hurting.

I'm glad fast food finally started thinking big.

Dear PAC,

I will go get a double down with you. I am not scared of this thing. I am from a land of wonder and beauty where you can get a dish called a "Magic Mountain" that involves hashbrowns on top of Texas toast. With chili on it. I say bring it on. And as Alton Brown says, "there's no bad food, there's just bad portions." And for reference, I ate a whole Domino's pizza for dinner last night.

Yours always,

Graham.

PAC, I'll eat the vegan one if you eat the KFC one.

I think ezra and PAC should eat half of each others sandwich. That way, we could get a subjective report on the sandwiches.

Thanks for the mental image of Ezra and PAC eating each others' sandwich. Unclean! Unclean! Unclean!

Disgusting, but WTF NO GRAVY...Somebody out there is gonna request gravy on this bitch.