Sports Apr 8, 2010 at 8:59 am

New Tiger Woods Nike Commercial: AWWWWKWARD!

Wm. Steven Humphrey
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Lesson: Being sexually deviant is a lot harder with your father’s disembodied voice hovering over you.
Night Moves on April 8, 2010 at 9:14 AM Report this
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Lesson: It's hard to feign remorse about anything when you're exorbitantly wealthy and worshiped as the best at what you do everywhere you go. You're much better off letting Wieden + Kennedy do it for you.
JimDandy on April 8, 2010 at 9:27 AM Report this
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Lesson: Ambien sex rules!
Gorilla Monsoon on April 8, 2010 at 9:59 AM Report this
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Lesson: Nike needs to sell more shoes. (picture of a Nike swoosh logo)
Čẖüñđƴ on April 8, 2010 at 10:15 AM Report this
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Lesson: Some holes are easier to play than others.

What? What did I say?
Patrick A. Coleman on April 8, 2010 at 10:21 AM Report this
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Lesson: Getting your balls washed does not entail what you think it does
Alexjon on April 8, 2010 at 10:32 AM Report this
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Lesson: Don't get married if you wanna shag hella chicks.
Suburban Porn King on April 8, 2010 at 11:03 AM Report this
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Lesson: every aspect of the human experience can and should be branded.
Spine on April 8, 2010 at 11:24 AM Report this
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Lesson: If you have enough money and mojo, your hot Swedish wife will come back after smacking you with a golf club.
Demondog on April 8, 2010 at 12:23 PM Report this
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Lesson: If you get in trouble for fucking a lot of people, hire a Bush administration PR flak to draft your half-assed apologies.
Bronch O'Humphrey on April 8, 2010 at 12:54 PM Report this
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Ultra creep.
on April 8, 2010 at 4:01 PM Report this
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I am just so happy that I completely avoided the entire Tiger Woods controversy. I literally have no idea what it was all about, other than him crashing his Escalade in his front yard or something.
Jackattak on April 8, 2010 at 4:32 PM Report this

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