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As a vegan, I'm outraged that you didn't ask my opinion in the poll.
2
I'd like you to eat a Bafly.
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Your protestations fool no one, Pat. You want to eat the hell out of that thing.
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I'll eat two fucking double downs. And win.
5
I'll eat two double downs, wrapped in a pizza like a giant kentucky-fried italian burrito!
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It's probably tastier than Ice T's hot bag of dicks
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Bowl, pork chop. It's a bowl of dicks.

You clearly do not know how to serve dicks. I would hate to be a dinner guest of yours.
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@MD, PAC: I sense a double down eating contest forming. Do it for charity. Get sponsorships and shit. I think the Oregon Food Bank would be a worthy beneficiary of this largesse.
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Alexjon-usually I serve dicks cold in a waffle cone with rainbow sprinkles. A hot bowl of dicks just makes me think of oatmeal. Boring!
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@AJ: Pork chop was quoting Ice T who is street. And if you're street you eat your dicks out of a bag. Bowls are boojzwa.
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Thanks Graham, but AJ is right. It does say a "bowl of dicks" in the twitter post. I got it mixed up with a rant I remember by that comedian Lewis CK.
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Yeah Graham, don't even begin to TRY to argue with me. I'm a dickmaster.
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I vote yes, and I'd never order a man to do what I would not.
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@AJ: I'm sorry. I will never again impugn your knowledge of dicks.
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I vote you eat 1 "real" one, then make the vegan one, and do a comparison.
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event idea:

BLOGTOWN DOUBLE DOWN MOTOWN THROWDOWN

Location?

DOWNTOWN.

(somewhere)

Both vegan and not-so-vegan preparations.
17
Not only do I wanna see PAC eat it. I vote for him also adding the colonel's MSG laced gravy to it.
18
Awww, Christ!

All you mofo's who voted for me to eat this fucking thing better be voting for me on Sunday night! That is all.
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Congrats on your win PAC! I didn't vote for you.
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I can't understand what the huge fuss is about this sandwich. It's pretty much the same thing as a chicken cordon bleu.
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LOL as someone rightly pointed out on HP this is nothing more than 2 chicken sandwiches without the bread. If PAC was a mans man he'd eat three of them - one stuffed between the other two. I'd pay a dollar to see that.
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Hold on, PAC. You rave about Foster Burger's Pile-Up, which has bacon, cheese, a fried egg, a mayo-rich sauce, and extra fat added to the beef, but you're afraid of this sandwich?! Who's being milquetoast now?

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