GOOD MORNING, MATT! HOW ARE YOU?

TW-ASHING? Really?

And Jessica Simpson did NOT cut her hair. She showed up at the Good Housekeeping 125-year anniversary party last night with long hair.

Yes, that update on Jessica Simpson's hair was brought to you by Reymont.

@Graham VERY WELL, THANKS FOR ASKING.

@Reymont. WTF, man. WTF. So this is all some big hair hoax?

"And maybe if she can’t hide under a mane of hair, she’ll lose some weight before they have to cart her fat ass around on a hand truck"

Ugh. Just ugh.

Also...THIS HITS A LITTLE TOO CLOSE TO HOME.