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whatever dad
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No doubt Charlie! Hey Wm. Steven GRAMPY go have a scotchy-scotch with your WW2 buddies.
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I bet it was Dan Savage who tricked you into eating a pot brownie. He seems like the type who'd do that.
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How do people hallucinate on pot? That's not pot. If it is, it's laced.

Oh yeah and Humpy, your new nickname is Grampy. Thanks, Abusive!

Happy Fo-Twizzle everyone! Go "Blazers!!!"
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What a discouraging diatribe. Hey, I don't like nicotine cigarettes, but why would I bother to write a blog post about that? Okay, WSH, the smoke stinks. Are you gonna whine about that to the cancer patient taking it? Marijuana is a medicine, and while lots of people use it recreationally, it's not just some frivolous stinky thing and the world is not focused on your olfactory reaction to it. Or do you want us to throw away our Prozac too because you have some kind of frivolous pet peeve you want to enlighten us with?
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"...do you want us to throw away our Prozac too"

If your Prozac stinks... sure. Love, Grampy.
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@Brian Libby: You are a moran. Get a brain
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Oh! And I also said this:
"I don't give a rat's ass if you smoke pot while maintaining a safe and lengthy distance."

But I forgot to say this:
"Pot heads also tend to be unusually touchy."
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Oh like your Depends don't get a little stinky now and again.
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I don't think you know the first thing about what marijuana can do FOR you.. so caught up in your own little "pot"-discriminating world to see it. who the hell are you to say that marijuana makes people any less smart? and distracted by the backs of their hands??? seriously?? you have not the fucking slightest clue about what your talking about so don't talk you conservative asshole.
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and where the hell do you get off putting labels on potheads????

But I forgot to say this:
"Pot heads also tend to be unusually touchy."

YOU DON'T HAVE THE SLIGHTEST CLUE!!!!!!!!! YOU DON'T EVEN SMOKE WEED!!! YOU SAID SO YOURSELF!! SO HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU TELL US ABOUT WHAT WE DO??!!!!

don't talk so surely about something you don't know the first thing about
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@JCD: You are a moran. Get a brain.
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I think I'm deaf now thank to @JCD. Will pot help me with that?
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I'm glad people have finally realized that Humpy is such an authoritarian, fascist dictator, trying to keep us all down!

I mean, seriously, guys? You think HUMPY is conservative and discriminatory? That's like calling Dan Savage a bible-thumper. Or Matt Davis a writer!
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WWJCD?
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Pot heads like to use all caps? No?
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Old Man Humphrey has been watching "Reefer Madness" again.
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and Graham... like i'm gonna take advise from someone who said "punch a stoner in the face and you will have my thanks" fuck you all and have your stupid little blog about stoners.. wait, SMOKE A FUCKING BOWL!
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we get touchy....only when we dont have our pots
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SO much negative energy in this thread, man. Yo General Wilhelm Stealin' Harsh-phrey, what do you want us to do? To do for you, to see you through??
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@JCD: You are a moran. Get a brain, stoner. I thought the stupid stoners were supposed to be all peaceful and mellow, guess you're not a stoner or you need to "SMOKE A FUCKING BOWL!".
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In other news, Kal Penn, Kumar from *Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle*, was recently robbed in DC. Police say the robber walked with a limp and cane. Dr. House strikes again!
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If it was National Cocaine Day, Graham and Grampy would be splitting an 8-ball and trying to score Blow Jobs/Handys at the Sandy Hut. Oh the hypocrisy!
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Wait… It's National Cocaine Day?? Zooooooooommm! (Sound of me running out of the office toward the Sandy Hut.)
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@Abusive: Remember when little kids would say, "There's a Mother's Day and Father's Day and Grandparent's Day; when is Kid's day?" And the parents would say, "every day is kid's day."

That's sort of what it's like with your theoretical National Cocaine Day.
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Why do people smoke pot on Hitler's birthday? Wouldn't meth be the more appropriate drug?
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I smoke to forget columbine.
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i drink too much if i don't have weed. then i'm hungover and i'm like man i really wish i had some weed. end this vicious cycle... tax and regulate cannabis in november: http://www.cannabistaxact.org/
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Pot is gay and it makes me paranoid.
So is alcohol...

Love,
One of the few sober people between the age of 18 and 35

I've got straight edge! (except for the whole being a heavy smoker bit)
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Pot is gay and it makes me paranoid.
So is alcohol...

Love,
One of the few sober people between the age of 18 and 35

I've got straight edge! (except for the whole being a heavy smoker bit)


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@TageSavage we're all so proud! woo pat yourself on the back man, you deserve it!! (srsly who cares)
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1. If you are going to call someone a moron, please spell it correctly.
2. Humpy was being sweet and sharing a cool, trippy stoner video as an act of kindness on 420 day.
3. I will take 5 potheads with not much to say over 5 coked out babbling idiots any day of the week
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@Constance LeH: You're a moran. Get a brain.
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Go back to watching your picture shows grandpa
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@ Graham: please enlighten me by explaining the term "moran"
thanks
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It's from 'New Column!' you moran. (Go USA!)
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I love how Graham wrote to me, "@Brian Libby: You are a moran. Get a brain". Who's the moron when you can't even spell moron? And even if you had spelled moron correctly, am I supposed to be impressed by your trite name calling? Duh, you be a boo-boo, me don't like it!
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@Constance LeH: It's an old joke, made popular by the Fark folks in like 2003 or so. See this GiS for examples: http://images.google.com/images?um=1&hl=en…
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@Brian Libby: You are still a moran. Please check aisle three to see if they have any brains available for purchase.
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If you want more validation, the term "moran" was also used extensively by Bugs Bunny.
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@pork chop: You're a moran. Get a brain. Everyone knows that Bugs Bunny called people "maroons". http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_Kh7nLplWo
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Crap I am a moran! Next I'll have to eat a bag of dicks.
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Graham, your silver-tongued rhetoric has me unable to formulate a proper response. I guess I am a "moran". After all, my photo here is of the Fonz, so maybe you were thinking of Erin Moran, who played Joanie. But I guess you'd still be wrong, because I would be Mr. Fonzarelli. I would suggest that you, sir, are Ralph Malph.
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With the California Marijuana Legalization Initiative right around the corner... this kind of flippant bullshit is unconscionable. Fuck you Portland Mercury.

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that video scarred me for life but the blond with the big boobs now i am wondering why i never in my life ever met a hot blond in a super market with big boobs like that there is something wrong with me i never experience any of this stuff in movies
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Disagree with every point. Twat.
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Im with him! You potheads need to get a job and a clue! You all stink and make complete fool of yourselves! How dare anyone even think there should be a "national" day called 4-20 for all you abusers when there are better things for this country to worry about! There are so many people fighting for our country and risking their lives for you. You should be ashamed of yourselves!

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