Fashion Apr 23, 2010 at 1:38 pm

The Most Backtacular Ass Crack Patch There Ever Was

Marjorie Skinner
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1
Is this a joke?
Graham on April 23, 2010 at 2:22 PM Report this
2
I guess it's too much to ask that people just wear pants that cover their ass?
Jinx on April 23, 2010 at 2:44 PM Report this
3
You do all realize this society is doomed don't you?
Blabby on April 23, 2010 at 2:49 PM Report this
4
I thought the whole point of low rise jeans is peek-a-boo ass crack?
Abusive on April 23, 2010 at 2:50 PM Report this
5
That is awesome. Does it come in basic flesh-color, so that it looks like it's just "back," all the way down?
Reymont on April 23, 2010 at 3:03 PM Report this
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I want "back flesh" with artistic stretch marks.
Bronch O'Humphrey on April 23, 2010 at 3:04 PM Report this
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moleskin
Beer Batter on April 23, 2010 at 4:06 PM Report this
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Just when I thought low-rise was finally going to die! It's raining patches!
Microfoam on April 23, 2010 at 4:17 PM Report this
9
One more thing to take off, bleh.
/3dork on April 25, 2010 at 12:58 AM Report this

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