He just never figured that someone would mistake his Hitler stache for a Hitler stache.
I absolutely LOVE that this guy considers whatever point or ironic effect he's going for is too important for him to just shave it and try something else. That is so so Portland. "But this stashe is my thing! Everyone at the coffee shop knows this is my thing!"
Just to comment: Let us all educate ourselves about Mr. Egocentric Hitler. He was a full-time terrorist and part-time plaguerizer. He did not invent the brush mustache. Nor did he create the swastika.
No shit. What did this ass hat think was gonna happen?
Mr. Stache must be the biggest pussy in town.
I absolutely LOVE that this guy considers whatever point or ironic effect he's going for is too important for him to just shave it and try something else. That is so so Portland. "But this stashe is my thing! Everyone at the coffee shop knows this is my thing!"