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How are nude beachers a con? What the hell is wrong with you, Steve? I thought you liked naked people.
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Have you been to nude beaches?
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Great in theory. But they have the biggest fucking mosquitoes I have ever seen! If you like getting blood sucked out of your balls then you'll love Collin Beach.
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I will love Collin Beach.
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How about "underrated, but I don't want anyone else to rate it so I can maintain the illusion that it's a magical getaway that only my friends and I know about?"...
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The Nude Beach Theorem: The last people you want to see naked are the first ones to take off their clothes.

And then they play volleyball.
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Too many dudes porky pign' it at the nude beach. (shirt only)
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I wanted to say OVERRATED because it's never as much fun as I hope it will be, but my daughter loves picking fresh berries, and petting the huge pig we saw last time. Plus, it's a nice bike ride, so I ended up going with RATED.
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I went to the nude beach there once in my twenties. I did not get nude.

I self identify as a never nude.
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I think it is fairly rated. Love to go out there, but not at all worth waiting in traffic to get on/off the island. Finding a time to go on a weekday, or a slow weekend, I love it. If we didn't have kids, don't know how much we'd go.

Why does it have to be a beach to get nude? Why don't we have a "nude street" here in Portland?
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@Blabby I thought it was okay in Portland as long as you weren't doing it for the sexual gratification of others? Just do it. Make some flyers and get it done!
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@Blabby Get off my lawn naked!
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Who's bothered by the nude beaches unless you GO to the nude beaches? And what is it that bothers you about them? Saggy sacks and boobies? leathery paunches? Microphalli?

There are some great sloughs for kayaking. The non-nude beach just rates in my book, mainly because it's overrun with high school douchebags. Bring headphones or you'll witness conversations like this, overheard from last summer.
Kid 1: "I'm hungry. Let's go to Taco Bell."
KId 2: "Fuck that! Taco Bell is for fags! We're going to Jack in the Box."

Kiala,
You're not an official never-nude unless you sport the cut-off jean shorts. This is your burden of proof.
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@Blabby World Naked Stroll Through Downtown!
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Kiala in cut-off jean shorts. Yaaaay
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JakeM, in general I don't consider myself something to shake a stick at, but if I were strolling around naked, it definitely would not cause sexual gratification in others.

Reymont, now you just told me exactly where I should plan this thing....

Driving by "Jiggles" has always made me think about opening "Dangles" a bottomless bar/restaurant for the ladies. Just watch that nothing is slipping onto your plate of food when the waiter brings it out.
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@thelastfewdays
It's called shirtcocking.
Sauvie was the only place I ever received a no seat belt ticket in a bullshit call from the fascist cop who patrols there.
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"Nude street" = Comment of the Week? It kinda rhymes even.
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I think "Dangles" ought to be CotW, if anything here.
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It was a cloudy day, but surprisingly warm. The beach was empty. We laid down a blanket, had a couple of beers, and smoked a joint laced with opium. Then we got naked and had fantastic sex.

I don't give a shit what anybody thinks about this beach.
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Any place where you can be nude in the out of doors is cool. We need more legal nude beaches. For those of you who can't bare to see a naked human body, don't go. This is about freedom, not about looks.
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I have ideas! Future items for this segment: Cthullu. Christopher Walken.

hmm, I had others, but now I forgot them.

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