Worst. Night. Ever. May 17, 2010 at 8:53 am

Worst. Night. Ever. #1 - Wrap Up

Ezra Ace Caraeff
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this doesnt sound nearly as bad as what i thought i voted for. you should probably pick another event to review.
miguelaron on May 17, 2010 at 9:04 AM Report this
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Erik is next. He was just talking shit about all the Blogtown commenters (this is a lie) so you should REALLY make him pay.

ezra on May 17, 2010 at 9:07 AM Report this
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Thank you for your service.
Commenty Colin on May 17, 2010 at 9:28 AM Report this
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Cellar Door seemed like the one to watch out for, what with the fake literary aspirations of the name.

Cheers to weathering that sad, imperfect storm.
Ben Coleman on May 17, 2010 at 9:47 AM Report this
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You're quite the Smoochblogger.
Chunty McHutchence on May 17, 2010 at 9:55 AM Report this
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Kudos. I have always wanted to go to one of these things for the sake of the experience. Now I do not have to.
on May 17, 2010 at 10:04 AM Report this
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Jesus, Smoochknob is still around? They were lame like 12 years ago. It says something about a band when the only way they can get gigs is to bring a vanload of skanks with them.
Gorilla Monsoon on May 17, 2010 at 10:14 AM Report this
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Still beats the Eagles.
Night Moves on May 17, 2010 at 10:40 AM Report this
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"Hoobaskank"

Awesome!
Suburban Porn King on May 17, 2010 at 10:52 AM Report this
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It sounds terrible, but I really think it could have been worse.
on May 17, 2010 at 11:19 AM Report this
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I think your next excursion will be somewhere that has a band that cites their influences as ICP and Jesus.
Alexjon on May 17, 2010 at 11:23 AM Report this
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Doing crack can enhance these kinds of events. If only you had some.....
TSW on May 17, 2010 at 12:34 PM Report this
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@alexjon: Fucking Miracles. Amiright?
blownspeakers on May 17, 2010 at 9:37 PM Report this
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http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?…
Donniesmooch on May 19, 2010 at 3:45 PM Report this
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Pics from the "worst night ever"
http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?…

THANKS FOR ALL THE LOVE MERCURY! YOU ROCK as usual!

BTW: Smoochknob Dates: San Francisco 5.20, San Diego 5.21, L.A. 5.22, Vegas, 5.23, Chicago 5.26, Minneapolis 5.27, New York 5.28

:)
Donniesmooch on May 19, 2010 at 4:00 PM Report this
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Ezra Caraeff that little dwarf. He's always so negative. I guess if I was 4'9" and scars from my zit popping childhood. god I'd gate myself too.
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