This solves so many problems.

Do those come in adult sizes? I'm so sick of pants.

Target, I would have guessed Wal*Mart.

Shitting your jeans: not just for the homeless, trailer-trash, the junkies, the People of Walmart, or the retarded anymore!

I can finally go back to Olestra chips with self-confidence.

Those resemble hot pants. This is also a bid for the never-nude market.

Now all the fat trailer trash and ghetto mommas can continue to not fully clothe their kids, in style!!!!