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Wet or dry?

WET OR DRY!?!? It's an important distinction.
2
I voted "rated". They're great for getting things started, but not much else.

Which is fine.
3
I would think intercourse involves going "all in" rather than "all out," but I got a C- in biology.
4
It's Friday afternoon after a quiet blog day, and handjobs are still too boring to get a discussion started.

5
the most under rated handjobs are performed in sleazy motels and paid for by the police.
6
"Scientific studies at a prestigious California university prove..." For the Win!
7
Under-rated. No one has ever given me as good a hand-job as I've given myself.
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With the vast majority of women: overrated. Since they don't have penises they lack the necessary handling experience that one needs to be able to give a good handjob. Thus, I imagine gay dudes would be really damn awesome at them, but I've yet to get a handjob from a dude, gay or otherwise.

I do have to say though, I had one girlfriend when I was like 20 or 21 or so, who was goddamn amazing at handjobs. They were even better than her blowjobs. And that's no knock against her ability to suck dick either, she was just that damn great at handjobs.

So unless it's with that once in a lifetime girl who is the Lebron James of tugging cock, hetero handjobs are a waste of everyone's time and more often than not just lead to rugburns and crying.
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When everyone has gone
Some are satin some are steel
Some are silk and some are leather
They're the faces of the stranger
But we love to try them on
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Nice try Eager Portland Mercury 2011 Survey Statistician.
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Please tell me Nex gets comment of the week for this gem:

"So unless it's with that once in a lifetime girl who is the Lebron James of tugging cock, hetero handjobs are a waste of everyone's time and more often than not just lead to rugburns and crying."

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