?!?!? May 25, 2010 at 11:15 am

Announcement: I Am Now the Britishest Person on Staff

Ned Lannamann
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1
But is your dick spotted?
Alexjon on May 25, 2010 at 11:20 AM Report this
2
Did you just offer to fill Matt's hole?
Graham on May 25, 2010 at 11:44 AM Report this
3
Yeah, he totally just said he'd fill Matt's hole with his spotted dick and a fart-thing.
scrappers on May 25, 2010 at 12:00 PM Report this
4
But did you watch The IT Crowd and DO you watch Doctor Who?
McAngryPants on May 25, 2010 at 12:18 PM Report this
5
Can you mind the gap? CAN YOU?
TSW on May 25, 2010 at 12:25 PM Report this
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http://www.inkygoblin.org/wp-content/uploa…
Ben Coleman on May 25, 2010 at 12:42 PM Report this
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Blooooody 'ell yer a fookin prat!
Abusive on May 25, 2010 at 12:51 PM Report this
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Sorry Ned, but I call bullshit on point 1. Just the idea of you saying "cor blimey" makes me feel noticeably strained.
no one in particular on May 25, 2010 at 12:53 PM Report this
9
Allah Akbar! Dirka dirka dirka!

Wait. I think I am doing this very, very wrong.
kiala on May 25, 2010 at 1:14 PM Report this
10
I hoping for some proper Cliff Richard jokes too.
humanclock on May 25, 2010 at 1:22 PM Report this
11
Who wants a banger in the mouth?
FthrBtm on May 25, 2010 at 2:22 PM Report this
12
As you're taking over the most Britishest role at the Mercury, I clearly expect you to join us for Boxing Day dinner. If you're lucky, we might have yorkshire puddings as well.
_dom on May 25, 2010 at 3:00 PM Report this
13
This post was hilarious...in 1974.
B. Fawlty on May 25, 2010 at 3:44 PM Report this
14
I want you to go to England and get beaten up by Chavs. Thanks.
tcraighenry on May 27, 2010 at 9:26 AM Report this

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