Human Centipede was so mediocre; that was a film that existed as an awesome trailer and a cool idea. It was ruined by a shitty script and a complete lack of motivation on the part of the antagonist. I'd give it a C-.

@Graham: Were you that guy in the theater who shushed people who were laughing too much?

@Rusty!: No, I was the guy furiously masturbating.

Suggestion for a future Wost. Night. Ever.: the staffs of the Merc and WW reenact that scene together while naked and sober.

@ Graham: You say that like there's some other way.