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GOOD MORNING, STEVE! HOW ARE YOU? THIS IS THE BEST COLLECTION OF MORNING NEWS STORIES EVER! BUT WHEN DID JANE LYNCH BECOME A LESBIAN? THAT'S SAD NEWS INDEED.
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GOOD MORNING GRAHAM! YOU MEAN PROFESSOR X WASN'T ALREADY A KNIGHT? THE QUEEN IS SLACKING.
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GOOD MORNING, EVERYONE. I THINK THE PRESIDENT SHOULD HAND OUT FAKE TITLES TO CELEBRITIES LIKE THE BRITS DO:

SIR JAKE GYLENHAAL
DAME HEIDI MONTAG.
SIR MIX-A-LOT. WAIT.

HOW DOES BARON BIEBER STRIKE YOU, STEVE?
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ISN'T BIEBER CANADIAN? I HEARD HE WAS (HEARD IT ON THE INTERNET).

GRAHAM I HATE TO BREAK IT TO YOU BUT I DON'T THINK YOU EVER HAD A REAL CHANCE WITH THIS JANE LYNCH PERSON.
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CANADIANS CAN'T DETECT GLASS DOORS BECAUSE THEY DON'T HAVE SOULS. LIKE DOGS.
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@BOH: COMMENT OF THE WEEK!!!11!

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