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1
Maybe you'll change your tune after learning we soaked your bicycle seat in CHLAMYDIA!
2
I'm tired of being clowned by Most.Pleasant.Day.Ever.

SOMEONE IS GOING TO EVENTUALLY HAVE AN UNPLEASANT TIME.
3
More like Worst.Nothing.Never.

Damnit. Informative article, though.
4
OMG you guys can we just set someone on fire this week?

Please?
5
DAMN.
6
This happens because you guys have veto power, and the trully horrific option is never available.
7
I have it on good authority that Stefan will suffer next week. If not, we shall kill him and say he "moved to New Orleans" just like we did Matt Davis.

I've said too much.
8
I'm tagging along with Stefan and if I see one single smile, I'm throwing acid in his face.
9
I give up.

We need an expectations adjustment. Let's rename this Best. Night. Ever. and, for example, send someone to a winery, ply them with enough free samples and hope they mistake the grape masher for the bathroom.
10
This just sounds like a great story you should've sent Smirk on. Totes friggin Fuh-AIL!
You want a "Worst Night Ever"?
Make Marjorie/Ezra/PAC finally show up for their A.A. meetings.
THAT would really suck.
OR hide Steve's cocaine stash for a REAL BAD night for everyone.
11
What the Worst. Night. Ever. submitters don't know is that they have to be especially creative and twisted. Most of the Portland Mercury editorial staff are stoic masochists who can find a way to make any experience mildly fun and put out something witty about it. Awww. ; D
12
Oh and is this tour regular and how much does it cost? This looks like a lot of fun.
13
Let's just draw and quarter an intern for the next one.

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