It's too easy to find a way to make it through bad concerts and fighting matches. I will vote for one the options that requires participation - speed dating, mostly likely, given that masturbation is optional at the thon.
But I am willing to be influenced by other commenters.
You've gotta be kidding me - it has to be UFC! There's no WAY you'll leave a UFC contest having had a mildly pleasant, or in any other way enjoyable, night out. ...Or am I projecting?
I voted Speed Dating because, if Alison's adventure at Club Sesso is to be believed, sex positive events are WAY less uncomfortable than 90% of the WNE options out there.
Stefan, I'm so pleased my drunken prediction on Saturday that costumes/sex WNE challenges will always win out is proving false. It's lovely that everyone is rallying together to send you speed dating instead.
PS. I still voted for Masturbate-a-Thon.
"I thought long and hard about this, and something about it rubs me the wrong way. I probably wouldn't be bored stiff, and I don't want to come to premature conclusions... but this could be a slippery slope leading to a sticky situation."
At all of the previous events, the recipient of "worst night ever" ended up talking to the people running the events and found they were actually nice, cordial people.
While I think battleground cougar hunting would be pretty stellar, I can't possibly imagine meeting anyone worth talking to at the UFC event.
Everything I've voted for has turned to fun so I'm abstaining.
If I voted for speed dating he'd probably meet and fall in love with a hot 39 year-old aerobics instructor with a 12 year-old son who, after 2 months of dating his mom, calls Stefan "Stef-dad."
But I am willing to be influenced by other commenters.
I can certainly get behind a vote for speed dating in Battleground, though.
NOTHING SEXUAL, VOTERS. WE'VE BEEN BURNED TOO MANY TIMES.
PS. I still voted for Masturbate-a-Thon.
Joneser has a VERY good point tho.
Worst. Puns. Ever.
I have a feeling, however, that any one of these is going to yield the same "well that wasn't so bad" post that we've seen after most (all?) WNEs.
While I think battleground cougar hunting would be pretty stellar, I can't possibly imagine meeting anyone worth talking to at the UFC event.
If I voted for speed dating he'd probably meet and fall in love with a hot 39 year-old aerobics instructor with a 12 year-old son who, after 2 months of dating his mom, calls Stefan "Stef-dad."