Cops Jun 8, 2010 at 10:31 am

Name This Band

Angela Webber
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"The December Fists."
Dave J. on June 8, 2010 at 10:37 AM Report this
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"Anarchist Press Conference"
Rich Rodgers on June 8, 2010 at 10:41 AM Report this
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"Places You May Never Go"
hello. on June 8, 2010 at 10:43 AM Report this
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the no pos
mole harvey on June 8, 2010 at 10:43 AM Report this
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"The Police"
King Louis on June 8, 2010 at 10:46 AM Report this
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Posture
luckymike on June 8, 2010 at 10:49 AM Report this
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Fuzz Bait
Steve R. on June 8, 2010 at 10:50 AM Report this
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"4 Jerks and a Squirt"
pdxdoug on June 8, 2010 at 10:53 AM Report this
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"Jaded," as in the Operation Ivy song (and the shirt she is wearing).
ezra on June 8, 2010 at 11:00 AM Report this
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The Baristas
$20,000 Pyramid on June 8, 2010 at 11:00 AM Report this
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The Frown Club.

The Prissy Pussy Posse?
on June 8, 2010 at 11:03 AM Report this
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Everclear
King Louis on June 8, 2010 at 11:05 AM Report this
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Apathy Anonymous
pdx_fool on June 8, 2010 at 11:07 AM Report this
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Feh, Police
Alexjon on June 8, 2010 at 11:08 AM Report this
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You Say Bacon! We Say Die!
tk. on June 8, 2010 at 11:09 AM Report this
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Backed Up Banfield
JakeM on June 8, 2010 at 11:15 AM Report this
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Rage Against The Washing Machine
mars on June 8, 2010 at 11:18 AM Report this
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"Fey Might Be Giants"
Ben Coleman on June 8, 2010 at 11:19 AM Report this
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System of a Frown
Spine on June 8, 2010 at 11:24 AM Report this
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"Pout Against the Machine"

"The Entire Lyrics of Operation Ivy's 'Yellin' In My Ear,' Ironically Applied Against Ourselves (Screechy, Dogmatic Fucks That We Are)"
Commenty Colin on June 8, 2010 at 11:27 AM Report this
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fart sound
tanyatanya on June 8, 2010 at 11:28 AM Report this
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You'll Know Us From The Smell We Leave Behind
don'tdoit on June 8, 2010 at 11:29 AM Report this
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French Press
marcinpdx on June 8, 2010 at 11:31 AM Report this
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"Daft Punks"
Ben Coleman on June 8, 2010 at 11:35 AM Report this
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The Ineffectuals

(Though mars' suggestion gets my vote)
Blabby on June 8, 2010 at 11:35 AM Report this
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Fauxhemian Bourgeoisie
iwouldprefernotto on June 8, 2010 at 11:41 AM Report this
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The Llama Llama Ding Dongs
Llama on June 8, 2010 at 11:48 AM Report this
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The Pink & Black
zornog on June 8, 2010 at 11:49 AM Report this
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Pinchers of Loaf
Lonely At The Movies on June 8, 2010 at 11:59 AM Report this
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Raoul Vaneigem Overdrive
Psymonetta Isnoful on June 8, 2010 at 12:03 PM Report this
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Kool & the Gang!
Bad Robot on June 8, 2010 at 12:05 PM Report this
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White People
Bronch O'Humphrey on June 8, 2010 at 12:09 PM Report this
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The Wimpy Wobblies
Stefan Kamph on June 8, 2010 at 12:16 PM Report this
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The Hippycrites
Vert on June 8, 2010 at 12:18 PM Report this
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My vote goes to "Anarchist Press Conference".
That's fucked.
Wubbles on June 8, 2010 at 12:19 PM Report this
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The James chasse incident
markb489 on June 8, 2010 at 12:19 PM Report this
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The Asshaterists
Suburban Porn King on June 8, 2010 at 12:28 PM Report this
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Kona Douche
Suburban Porn King on June 8, 2010 at 12:32 PM Report this
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There's No Such Thing As Vegan Cocaine
Bronch O'Humphrey on June 8, 2010 at 12:33 PM Report this
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Meh.
portlander4life on June 8, 2010 at 12:33 PM Report this
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"YAAAWN"
So Many Important Things on June 8, 2010 at 12:41 PM Report this
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Marxist-Leninist Fashion Statement?
whwo;e jhf; on June 8, 2010 at 12:48 PM Report this
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I don't have a band name suggestion, but I thought it was worth commenting on anarchy girl's striking resemblance to Davey Havoc.... http://imgur.com/ZMQrL.png
beepbeepboop on June 8, 2010 at 12:52 PM Report this
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Original Angsters
Andy Mesa on June 8, 2010 at 12:53 PM Report this
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The Bullshitvik Revolution
Andy Mesa on June 8, 2010 at 12:56 PM Report this
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One fat chick and four losers.
mcr86 on June 8, 2010 at 12:57 PM Report this
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Or The Hot Topics
mcr86 on June 8, 2010 at 12:58 PM Report this
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the taints
bryan on June 8, 2010 at 1:00 PM Report this
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The Go-Nowheres
503Motley on June 8, 2010 at 1:02 PM Report this
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Tha Baristocrats
seldom seen on June 8, 2010 at 1:03 PM Report this
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Anarchists Unite
ixzist on June 8, 2010 at 1:03 PM Report this
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"Shit, please"
Nathanisariot on June 8, 2010 at 1:03 PM Report this
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The Shitty Kitties.
or
"i stole my Shoes from the HOmeless"
supersarah on June 8, 2010 at 1:06 PM Report this
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We Asked for Foam
MightyToyCannon on June 8, 2010 at 1:06 PM Report this
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Minus the Smile
Scowl! At The Disco
Clap Your Hands Say Meh
Jimmy Radosta on June 8, 2010 at 1:08 PM Report this
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Behead the Parfait: No Lords Shall Live
ROM on June 8, 2010 at 1:10 PM Report this
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…And You Will Know Us When We Finally Grow Our Dreads.
MightyToyCannon on June 8, 2010 at 1:11 PM Report this
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The Weepies
Blabby on June 8, 2010 at 1:13 PM Report this
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The Anomie.
LawyerPepper on June 8, 2010 at 1:13 PM Report this
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The Soy Protein Puppets
MightyToyCannon on June 8, 2010 at 1:14 PM Report this
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Shirlee Mercury and the New Sound of Beating a Dead Horse
Fruit Cup on June 8, 2010 at 1:16 PM Report this
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No Cop Go
Beer Batter on June 8, 2010 at 1:17 PM Report this
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Hundreds of Millions of Dead Cops
ROM on June 8, 2010 at 1:22 PM Report this
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Pout
Fripp on June 8, 2010 at 1:30 PM Report this
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The Mallrats
mcr86 on June 8, 2010 at 1:32 PM Report this
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Ironic Maiden
Gorilla Monsoon on June 8, 2010 at 1:33 PM Report this
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And you will know us by a trail of dog shit.
@#$%! on June 8, 2010 at 1:37 PM Report this
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Jokey-o Police Club
mars on June 8, 2010 at 1:42 PM Report this
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Trust the Fund not the Cops
DemonJuice on June 8, 2010 at 1:43 PM Report this
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Atari Tempeh Riot?
Fruit Cup on June 8, 2010 at 1:45 PM Report this
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Wolf Vegan
lb on June 8, 2010 at 1:46 PM Report this
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At Least We're Not Furries
InTheAbstract on June 8, 2010 at 1:47 PM Report this
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The Neverlaids.
mcr86 on June 8, 2010 at 1:48 PM Report this
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The Sophisticunts
Squatsnine on June 8, 2010 at 1:48 PM Report this
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The soy choriznos
Constance LeH on June 8, 2010 at 1:53 PM Report this
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My favorites are Baristacrats & fart sound.
Commenty Colin on June 8, 2010 at 1:54 PM Report this
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NWA: Nitwits with Attitude
MightyToyCannon on June 8, 2010 at 1:54 PM Report this
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The Just Moved From California Raisins
Ben Coleman on June 8, 2010 at 1:56 PM Report this
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The Tempeh-Tations
MightyToyCannon on June 8, 2010 at 1:56 PM Report this
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Poop Soup

The Herp
supersarah on June 8, 2010 at 1:57 PM Report this
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The Dandy Abhor Alls
MightyToyCannon on June 8, 2010 at 1:58 PM Report this
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Anyone want to take a bet on which of these fake band names will be playing at the Doug Fir first?
Rarian Rakista on June 8, 2010 at 2:08 PM Report this
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Stool
Demondog on June 8, 2010 at 2:10 PM Report this
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Emma Goldman's Afterbirth
TSW on June 8, 2010 at 2:14 PM Report this
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deep fried hampster nuts
Joe bob on June 8, 2010 at 2:14 PM Report this
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The Smelly Bits
Suburban Porn King on June 8, 2010 at 2:15 PM Report this
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Banana Republican and his Bored Baristocrats
Jyakku on June 8, 2010 at 2:16 PM Report this
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White Tripe
or
The Red & Black and Blues
jjjj on June 8, 2010 at 2:16 PM Report this
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So, is this a contest? It should be. Tell Humpy to offer up some Merc percs and begin the voting.
Suburban Porn King on June 8, 2010 at 2:17 PM Report this
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Smilin' Johnny Pink-Shirt And The Rainbow Kisses
TSW on June 8, 2010 at 2:20 PM Report this
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Meh Meh Mehs
portlander4life on June 8, 2010 at 2:29 PM Report this
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ᐖ and the Unpronounceables
humanclock on June 8, 2010 at 2:37 PM Report this
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asshat thugs
Joe bob on June 8, 2010 at 2:40 PM Report this
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the Fashion Police
blownspeakers on June 8, 2010 at 2:45 PM Report this
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The Breakfast Tea Club
m.ael on June 8, 2010 at 2:53 PM Report this
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The Ron Frashour Power Hour
Bronch O'Humphrey on June 8, 2010 at 2:58 PM Report this
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Chief Reese's Pieces
mars on June 8, 2010 at 3:09 PM Report this
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Fudge Lusters
on June 8, 2010 at 3:15 PM Report this
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Taking Safety For Granted
Lonely At The Movies on June 8, 2010 at 3:18 PM Report this
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Gnarfle the Garthag
ROM on June 8, 2010 at 3:20 PM Report this

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