News Jun 15, 2010 at 7:31 am

Good Morning News!

Sarah Mirk
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GOOD MORNING, SMIRK! HOW ARE YOU? PLEASE POST FUNNIER MORNING NEWS STORIES, THESE ARE ALL DEPRESSING.
Graham on June 15, 2010 at 8:45 AM Report this
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Squint your eyes a bit and those look like HUMONGOUS paper towels. Like, the lower left corner look likes it has some oil-covered pine trees. And then the towels are bigger than the trees!
ROM on June 15, 2010 at 11:28 AM Report this

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