Be My Replacement! Mercury Seeks A News Intern

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I once caught a Feebas off the port railing of the St. Anne that I named "Angelar."

It was later eaten by Ruby, my shiny red Gyarados.

Earnest "Nex" Cavalli on June 25, 2010 at 3:30 PM

Does that mean you're now Angela "employee" Webber at Mercury"? If not, I'm never reading the Mercury again! Evah!

on June 25, 2010 at 4:04 PM

You've been there like a month. That's not even an internship.

Graham on June 25, 2010 at 4:08 PM

#cuttingtweets

kiala on June 25, 2010 at 4:30 PM

Angela M. Webber on June 25, 2010 at 4:49 PM

Size 11 feet huh?

Evil Wm. Steven Humphrey on June 25, 2010 at 5:05 PM

You know what they say about women with feet, don't you?

*wink, wink, nudge, nudge, extrapolate needlessly*

Earnest "Nex" Cavalli on June 25, 2010 at 7:04 PM

You're right, we *are* awesomer than the Mercury staff.

So long, and thanks for all the anarchist fodder.

Andy Mesa on June 25, 2010 at 9:55 PM

I might try for this, if I can get a moment of sobriety

Eirick on June 27, 2010 at 1:41 AM

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