Last night I was DVRing the episode, and so was not watching it live. My friend did not know that, and he texted me "head turning sex!! lol!", and I was way creeped out since I don't want to know what he's doing with his wife.
It wasn't until I saw the episode did I realize my friend was not being creepy.

Tara's vampire sex was way more disturbing and gross then the head turning hate fucking at the end.

@mucho smoocho
Damn, your memory is better than mine. Lafayette's a busy dude!
I'm definitely having trouble keeping track of this show's timeline. In the True Blood universe how long ago was René put down?

I'm fairly sure Arlene's baby daddy is Rene. Both seasons 1 and 2 didn't take all that long in real time. 10 weeks sounds about right.

Tara's sex scene was just kinda darkly funny, what with Franklin talking about fucking voids and shit. I'm like "heh heh he said void and he's probably got his vampenis in her pooper" but then Bill puts Lorena on the bed and then the next thing you know he's just fucking. Instafucking. It seems an innocuous, comical phrase until you see undead gentlemen performing the act while simultaneously twisting a woman's head like the waist of a GI Joe action figure. And then you just sorta stop thinking and shudder a lot.

And Bill didn't even UNZIP HIS FUCKING PANTS. He just vampire boned straight through them motherfuckers. Ughghrhghrhglblhb

Also: Don Swayze getting his wolf on in the club!

This ep gave me hope for the Andy and Jason buddy cop show. The twisted head hate fucking at the end though sucked all the joy out of my day and made me need a shower. I wish I could have seen the cast and crew when that scene was explained to them.

Also Bill's sex noises are just weird.

So glad i dozed through the Head turning hate fuck scene. Although you know i'm gonna "on demand" that shit just for the sheer rubbernecking at the scene of the accident merit it has.

Sam and his long lost WT family is an odd diversion and I'm not sure it's going to coalesce into anything interesting. I thought it would have been funny if his dick brother shifted into the bird figure and then shit all over his office.

@autumn
Yeah, the Sam thing totally feels like a spin-off in the works. I WISH his brother had shit all over his office. That would have been much funnier than whatever mysterious seeds they're planting.

@Fatboy
I was wondering if I was the only one who noticed that Bill just boned her right through his pants. I almost questioned whether they were even actually fucking, but... that head 180 was pretty serious, so I figure, penetration or not, there was something serious going on down there.

Sam has been frustrating since season 1. He went from the "nice guy" role to a being a mopey pussy. The dude can change into animals and runs a succesfull business but all he does is whine about how he's all alone. Seriously, he needs to grow a pair.

Here's what I want to know -- has Bill ever thought to maybe grab a wooden stake and stab Lorena through her vampire heart? I mean, sure, twirling her head around a few times probably looks awesome from the driver's seat, but a broken off piece of bed post would do more than a million thrown lanterns or twisted heads. Does he really hate her or does he just love hating her?

Oh well. At least he's not yelling "Sookie" in high melodrama voice every five minutes. That was getting old last season.

1. Not enough Bill- I'm starting to go through withdrawal from his abs.

2. I think Alcide is delicious, thank you very much.

3. Both sex scenes were highly disturbing. Yuck yuck yuck.

4. I am also finding the Sam -family storyline very boring.

5. I had hoped Eggs was going to become a werewolf. He had the look of one. Incidentally, where are all the black vampires & werewolves?