GOOD MORNING, SMIRK! HOW ARE YOU? I SEE TYPOS, BUT I WON'T SAY ANYTHING; IT'LL JUST BE A LITTLE SECRET BETWEEN THE TWO OF US.

I REMEMBER SEEING TALLBIKES IN MINNEAPOLIS (CIRCA 1995); THESE KIDS ARE ALL POSERS GRASPING AT THE STRAWS OF SOMEONE ELSE'S MANUFACTURED SUB-CULTURE. OUTRAGE AT YOUR "CULTURE" BEING MONETIZED AND MARKETED IS FUCKING RETARDED.

HUH! GOOGLE SAYS TALLBIKES ARE WAY OLDER THAN I THOUGHT! http://www.johnnypayphone.net/tallbikes/

GOOD MORNING YOU GUYS THESE TALL BIKES PEOPLE HAVE JUST CEMENTED MY SHUT IN STATUS.

Taller the bike... TALLER THE ANGER!