Food and Drink Jul 1, 2010 at 3:44 pm

Who is Giada De Laurentiis?

Patrick Alan Coleman
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1
Switching between accents in the same sentence all the time like that is annoying and distracting. I still like her though.
Suburban Porn King on July 1, 2010 at 4:07 PM Report this
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She's no Paula Deen or Mario Batalli. Those are some real American sex symbols.
Graham on July 1, 2010 at 4:24 PM Report this
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Boobs, porn music score, squeaky-clean crevices and surfaces, rolling pin HJ--it's all there except the money shot.

Although dough balls should always be hand-tossed.
TSW on July 1, 2010 at 4:40 PM Report this
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What an apt title for a youtube video. She is George Costanza's dream: cleavage and pizza, or is that cleavage with pizza.
Evil Wm. Steven Humphrey on July 1, 2010 at 4:54 PM Report this
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Who is Giardia there? Why, she's the one with the hatchet mouth that I am deeply afraid is going to fucking eat me. That's who.

Y' see her on that one Iron Chef episode? She looked like she was gonna kill her team mate. She's nutzoid.
on July 1, 2010 at 6:35 PM Report this
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She has a large cranium.
Abusive on July 1, 2010 at 6:41 PM Report this
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The sex symbol aspect of her appeal really hits home when the show's producers cue the porn-soundtrack for her doing more hands-on techniques.
Jayzor on July 1, 2010 at 6:47 PM Report this
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Prefer Nigella
JasonC on July 1, 2010 at 10:47 PM Report this
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I think that Rachel Ray is cuter, but she may have some competition here.
ujfoyt on July 2, 2010 at 8:02 AM Report this
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A lot of glistening there.
Gorilla Monsoon on July 2, 2010 at 12:11 PM Report this

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