OH MY GOD HOW COULD I HAVE DONE THAT? IT WAS LEX, NOT TIM, IT SNEEZED ON LEX AND TIM LAUGHED AND LAUGHED AND EVEN DR. GRANT ("Grr, I love dinosaur bones! Grr, I hate kids!") MIGHT HAVE CHUCKLED A LITTLE.

I'm so sorry, Joneser. Please accept this image as a small token of my regret.

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Nothing's Jurassic Park good except for Jurassic Park.

Speaking of:

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I can't see this being anything other than a larger-than-life advertisement for Mark Zuckerberg. How much you want to bet the whole "you lose friends" blah blah set to a sad hack Reznor song is a plot point for sympathy & admiration - what it really wants you to think is, wow pathic and boring. Reznor's music sucks.

Jesse Eisenberg is reason enough.

hey it's that guy from the squid and the whale.

Remember, Eric?? "It's a UNIX System. I know this!"

Goddamn I love that movie.

That was a pretty sweet fucking trailer (a lot of good trailers lately!). In actuality though, it looks exactly like the cliche-ridden "21." Super-smart & innocent kid gets caught up in some shit that's over his head. His ego gets the better of him. Turns out most of his peers are money-hungry assholes who throw him under the bus. And instead of just outsmarting them (he has to do that, too) he must learn to love himself and the hot chick to overcome the bad guys.

It would be awesome if Fincher flipped it and portrayed the "Mark" character as what he really is -- a huge douche nozzle. He did make Alien 3 after all, so IMO he's pretty unpredictable.

And how did you post this on Blogtown without mentioning Justin Timberlake? Is he not cool anymore??!! Fuck.