Hey Nashville,

You've benefited from a lapse in judgment. It's not your fault. I'm sure you're a sweet spirit. But I just skimmed your blog and, no offense, it's water-logged with posts on the economy, election news, politics and........zzzzzzzzzz.

Where's your Bieber beaver? Where's your regular Juggalo update? WNE? A Red And Black Cafe-esque contest thread (a bona fide award-winning thread, mind you)? Do YOU have a staffer on Boner Patrol?

DO YOU?

Who got First Place for best blogs? I'll go troll the shit out of them.

Good idea! We should trade commenters with them for a week. YOU GUYS WOULD KICK THEIR ASS SOOOO HARD!

Congrats, Merc!

@Wm.(TM) Steven Humphrey: You just want to get us out of your hair. But we'll make you a deal: We'll troll both blogs for a week...

The Enchanted Forest story was one of my favorites of all time.