Boo for you guys, all diet coke, and no beer. You guys are doing it wrong.

Umm… correction: We only drink Diet Fresca.

We drink plenty after games (or in this case, mere hours before game while at Pickathon). Personally, I hate running while drinking. I prefer to ruin my liver while sitting down.

DIDN'T PAC WRITE A WHOLE LONG MASTURBATORIAL PIECE ABOUT DRINKING AND EXERCISE ONCE? DOES PAC EVEN KNOW HOW TO PLAY SOFTBALL?!?!?!