Oh, You Kids! Aug 16, 2010 at 10:58 am

Why Conceive a Child When You Can Buy a Doll to Urinate on You?

Wm. Steven Humphrey
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WSH, you're just jealous of the dolls' wee-wee.
ujfoyt on August 16, 2010 at 11:10 AM Report this
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This does look preferable to an actual child.
Beer Batter on August 17, 2010 at 2:58 PM Report this

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