Jesus

I was intrigued but you lost me at "PSP". If it ever shows up on... nearly anything else, I'll check it out.

Health update: My index finger hurts from scrolling, although my eye is fine, since it remained unfocused.

I warned ye all about the length and relative looniness. (Wait, did I warn of the looniness?? Dammit! I forgot! Sorry!)

Still, thanks for trying boys. You each earn a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup for the attempt.

Come on dude. If you're old school enough to remember playing NES you should know you roll six siders to determine Charisma.

This is the worst review in the history of reviews. You should probably stop thinking every sentence is genius and learn to self edit. FFS. Also, "professional game reviewer" lol.