Stealing a child's bike is highly pathetic. I hope this guy gets torn apart by rabid unicorns who then set him on fire, thereby causing him to painfully explode in a cloud of guilt and giblets.
Sure, let's all throw a few bucks in for a new bike and a decent lock. Show those beeps over at the Willamette Weak that Portland is full of good people, despite what they would like you to believe.
That is the most awesome bunny I've ever seen. Look how happy he is! Listening to music? High on life? I don't know, but I want to hang his picture by my desk.
The envelope has a return address but no other contact info--I'll write 'em back and see if they are cool with us taking up a collection. Snail mail! I'll update next week.
I got some on it too. Paypal to the rescue! And seriously? No, I do not think any one of us can come up with a better insult. I won't even beat my brain down trying.
GOOD THING THIS ARRIVED AFTER WSH LEFT FOR VACATION....I'M JUST SAYING...
ALSO DON'T SEND MONEY, A.H PROBABLY WROTE THE LETTER TO FINANCE HER CRACK & MALE PROSTITUTES HABIT (I MEAN, SHE'S THE ONLY ONE WITH ACCESS TO THE ALLEGED LETTER AND SHE'S ALSO THE ONE COLLECTING THE MONEY? SCAM-ANIGANS !)
Yea right! This kid needs a few lessons in how to properly use the english language and not spew profanities. And he means to say he only got one gift? His mother couldn't buy him a little something? It looks like this kid needs a bit more than a bike; like a bit of an education.
ALSO DON'T SEND MONEY, A.H PROBABLY WROTE THE LETTER TO FINANCE HER CRACK & MALE PROSTITUTES HABIT (I MEAN, SHE'S THE ONLY ONE WITH ACCESS TO THE ALLEGED LETTER AND SHE'S ALSO THE ONE COLLECTING THE MONEY? SCAM-ANIGANS !)
And agreed on the bunny.