Ugh, Dave. Ugh. You summed it all up perfectly. The first half-hour was promising then things went right into mountain side. I loved the Varsity Blues stuff, though. I LOL. I LOL hard.

All I'll say is this (and this is all very, very TRUE, I swear): I had a dream last night after watching. In it, I cradled poor Sammi (the most esteem-less girl on the planet) like a baby and stroked her forehead while sitting on that bean-bag chair they have by the phone. I said "Sammi, you are smart, you have good looks. Get out from under your covers and do things. You can do GREAT things! YOU CAN DO GREAT THINGS! You are better than these people!"

Then (no lie), at that moment, The Sitch came in pannicky saying he thought he had STD sores on his dick. He wanted to show everyone and was about to but fortunately, thankfully, I woke up right before he whipped it out.

Save me from this show, DB. Save me.

We might be the only ones in here, tsw, but if not then that is my vote for comment of the week.

I wonder what other movies Ronnie has saved in his spank bank besides Varsity Blues. Does he want to fuck on a baseball field like Freddie Prinz Jr. in Summer Catch?

Summer Catch FTW!