News Aug 31, 2010 at 9:05 am

Good Morning News!

Sarah Mirk
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Good Morning Smirk! I think I'd rather face a hoard of Balaur bondocs than a Republican take-over.
dimitrir on August 31, 2010 at 9:18 AM Report this
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GOOD MORNING, SMIRK! HOW ARE YOU? IF I SEE ONE MORE NON-CAPS-LOCKED COMMENT IN GMN, I'M GOING TO HAVE A RAGE EMBOLISM.
Graham on August 31, 2010 at 9:24 AM Report this
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FOUR DAYS? We put some Blatz in the freezer and it exploded after 30 minutes
CalcuLandsverk on August 31, 2010 at 9:24 AM Report this
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good morning graham. GOOD MORNING EVERYONE ELSE.

BRING ON THE WINE POPSICLE:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZIWuMoWlCo
Stu on August 31, 2010 at 9:29 AM Report this
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THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT (re: Iowa eggs), "The FDA had never inspected Wright County Egg or Hillandale Farms, according to Farrar." WHAT THE FUCK IS THE FDA SUPPOSED TO BE DOING IF THEY NEVER EVER INSPECT THE GODDAMNED PRODUCTION FACILITIES?!?!?
Graham on August 31, 2010 at 9:29 AM Report this
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GOOD MORNING EVERYONE. I LEARNED MY LESSON ABOUT CAP LOCK YESTERDAY. THAT BEER POPSICLE WOULD PROBABLY BE BETTER IF IT WAS GRAPE FOUR LOKO.
BlackedOut on August 31, 2010 at 9:31 AM Report this
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BLATZ? AWESOME! YOU MUST BE FROM THE MIDWEST, OR, I'M APPARENTLY WRONG IN ASSUMING THEY DISCONTINUED THAT STUFF YEARS AGO.

GOOD MORNING, ALL! WHO WANTS AN IOWA FARM-FRESH 4-EGG OMELETTE?
TSW on August 31, 2010 at 9:32 AM Report this
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GOOD MORNING, ALL! TODAY'S NEWS LEAVES ME MOSTLY AMBIVALENT.

@GRAHAM: CHICKENSHIT, ACTUALLY.
tk. on August 31, 2010 at 9:55 AM Report this
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MY IDEAS. NO ONE STEAL:

SLIVOVITZICLE
ABSINTHICLE
TSW on August 31, 2010 at 10:01 AM Report this
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Newsweek has the generic ballot tied at 45.
eldepeche on August 31, 2010 at 10:09 AM Report this
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GOOD MORNING EVERYONE. I THINK IT'S STRANGE THAT AFTER ALL THIS EGG NONSENSE AND THE DELI MEAT RECALL, PEOPLE STILL ASK ME WHY I DON'T EAT MEAT, DAIRY OR EGGS. GO FIGURE.
($8239f8h248cerfehjf23@&*@ebdjhb23f237OCDBO#BD*(# on August 31, 2010 at 10:30 AM Report this
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@OREGOMETRY: WHY DON'T YOU EAT MEAT, DAIRY OR EGGS? DO YOU EAT FISH? WHAT ABOUT JELLO? OM NOM NOM NOM.
Graham on August 31, 2010 at 10:40 AM Report this
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I ALSO DO NOT PARTAKE IN THE ANIMAL PRODUCTS. HOWEVER, I DO NOT BELIEVE THIS MAKES ME SAFE FROM FOOD POISONINGS. I BRISKLY WASH MY VEGGIES, ALWAYS.
Fruit Cup on August 31, 2010 at 10:46 AM Report this
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WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T EAT FRUIT AND VEG, I TELL THEM IT'S BECAUSE OF THE RECENT TOMATO RECALLS.
Stu on August 31, 2010 at 10:58 AM Report this
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re: Beer Popsicle

FROZEN BEER + TEQUILA + SHARP METAL EDGES = PARTY!

G'MORNING ALL!
atw on August 31, 2010 at 11:35 AM Report this
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NO GELATIN. FISH THAT I CATCH IN THE WILD.

AND YES. WASH VEGGIES. VERY IMPORTANT.
($8239f8h248cerfehjf23@&*@ebdjhb23f237OCDBO#BD*(# on August 31, 2010 at 12:07 PM Report this

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